If your mama never taught you what a chicken thinks of good and evil, if your teachers never told you how the subterranean people live, if your rabbi never showed you how to shoot a perfect jump shot, if your professors never explained how humanity will end or what will happen afterwards, then, like most of us, your education is shamefully incomplete.

At Hooshla University, we offer a unique opportunity for you to get back on track and learn things that most teachers don’t teach. We believe that everyone should have access to these crucial yet forsaken topics, so all of our classes are easy and free (and usually fun).

And, if nothing we're offering interests you, you may teach a class yourself.

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